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I'm Cabbage, and on this website you'll find my reviews, among other things. Please join me on my cabbage sorting journey.

Things to keep in mind:
The reviews are mostly written for my personal amusement, their quality isn't stellar.
I'm not the best when it comes to spoilers, especially in my pre 2023 reviews...
I am an adult and there will be discussion of NSFW topics and maybe a drawn nude here or there. I'll try to spoiler if it's overly graphic.
I sometimes talk about sensitive topics.

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latest reviews

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latest diary entries

Mar 28, 2026:

New e-reader (xteink x4) [personal]

Mar 17, 2026:

3rd anniversary 6 star gacha [life_makeover]

Feb 21, 2026:

The Great Lunar New Year Bamboozlement [life_makeover]

Jan 23, 2026:

January 5 star Gacha Overview [life_makeover]

Jan 3, 2026:

New Year and a movie review of Beautiful Evening, Beautiful Day [personal]

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webrings

Off-Platform Webring ← random →

fanlistings

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watching & reading

watching Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou 7/12 ep

completed Not Simple 14/14 ch

updates

Mar 28, 2026: New color palette [design]

I changed up the palette a bit. I got tired of the green and yellow, even though the lack of green hurts due to this being a site named after cabbage... I'll have to do something about that, but this palette is so much more soothing for my eyes.

Mar 6, 2026: Updated OOTD page, gallery added [feature]

I have added a thumbnail gallery to the left side of my OOTD page for easier browsing, you can also use the left/right keys to navigate! I have submitted to the JS gods (with the help of my husband... because I hate js tbqh) since php only galleries aren't as sleek... I also added an RSS feed that will exclusively update you with my latest OOTD, if that's something you desire to see in your RSS feed for some reason! You dress up game freak! Let me know if this was a smart idea because I want to avoid descending into the madness of making many separate RSS feeds...

Dec 26, 2025: LM shrine update [content]

Added some new characters and changed the css a bit so do a hard refresh!

Dec 19, 2025: Minor updates [design]

In the process of changing up css on some pages, if anything is broken please hard refresh. Added tons of fanlistings (and my life makeover fl is up!) along with ootdsthat are being added regularly :-D

Nov 19, 2025: Some minor updates [new_page]

I made a joined fanlistings page, I listed all of the pages I haven't migrated yet in my archive section and there's also a couple of ootds available. And I joined the gamer webring!

Nov 14, 2025: Video Game Favourites [content]

Added a video game section

Nov 12, 2025: Old layout archive [new_page]

Added an archive of screenshots of my old layouts + new LM ootd

Nov 10, 2025: 100 Questions for Webmasters [content]

I answered them all...

Nov 8, 2025: Site Directories are back! [new_page]

dressup game sites and childhood sites have been imported wahoo

Nov 8, 2025: New Face IDs pt 2 [content]

Finished up my conversions from sg/my.

Nov 5, 2025: New Face IDs [content]

I'm sharing some new face IDs in my Life Makeover shrine

Nov 4, 2025: CSS update [design]

updated css so do a ctrl+f5 if things look broken

Nov 3, 2025: LM character profiles [content]

Updated the character page further with short profile descriptions

Nov 3, 2025: Added old articles [new_page]

Moved stuff from my neocities site, with original css

Nov 1, 2025: LM shrine update (again) [new_page]

Added an OOTD page, no, it definitely won't be daily :-D

ootd

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yobun

Mar 29, 2026 10:07 PM

your ereader blog came just when im wondering if i should invest in an ereader or not... there's something so pleasing with those devices and i'm starting to give in lol. i have a small tablet to read books so that's why i've been stopping that thought but... i've heard ereaders really are much better and more comfortable for reading. and that smol device you bought is cute. and can be personalized? ;_; sdfklsdjfhwshfuiewrfhiuerf smol. personalizable. asethetic pleasing. i have tabs open and that's dangerous!!!!

cabbage (admin) Mar 30, 2026 7:22 AM

I can 100% attest to the statement that ereaders make it easier and more comfortable to read than traditional screens. In fact I started reviewing books because I got an e-reader and started reading much more than I used to lmao

Keep in mind the x4 doesn't have a light of any kind (you can buy little attachable lights for it lmao) so you can't read in the dark with it because it's like traditional paper in every way. However it's so portable and cute and good for reading on the go. You can also always check for second hand kobos or kindles, they can be found for quite cheap. They're great devices and I recommend them :DD

Vivirin https://vivirinart.neocities.org

Mar 29, 2026 8:33 PM

Hello! I just found your website and I truly love it. I'm spending some time reading, I like that your site is very text focused! Please keep uploading stuff :D

cabbage (admin) Mar 29, 2026 8:50 PM

Thank you!! You've got a really cute site yourself, and really adorable art as well :DD

Shnorgus https://wiby.me/surprise

Mar 29, 2026 5:07 PM

This is truly beautiful. I love what you've done to share your interests and plant them permanently on the internet for everyone to see. I've been browsing and reading here for like an hour already. Keep doing what you do.

Fan from Syria!

cabbage (admin) Mar 29, 2026 6:48 PM

Woah I'm so happy to hear how long you've stuck around, I hope you've enjoyed your time here ♥♥

rainight https://rainight.neocities.org/

Mar 29, 2026 7:46 AM

Your website is cozy. Good looking while still being easy to navigate. It's always nice to see a text-focused one site, those are my favorite :)

cabbage (admin) Mar 29, 2026 6:46 PM

Thank you, and welcome to the small web :D

marble

Mar 28, 2026 8:42 PM

woah that mini e-reader looks so interesting 🧐 nice review... love seeing people review little gadgets

cabbage (admin) Mar 28, 2026 9:47 PM

Yes it's so cute and simple isn't it! I know what you mean, little gadget reviews are so fun to read about

PersonWithUnsortedCabbages

Mar 25, 2026 9:04 AM

I was browsing your website so much I completely forgot to sort my cabbages smh gtg have a great week ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

cabbage (admin) Mar 25, 2026 3:01 PM

Happy cabbage sorting day, I hope good kimchi and sarma comes your way!!

Anonymous

Mar 21, 2026 1:04 AM

I've checked out of most of the clearweb but I keep coming back to read your diary entries even though I know I will close the browser tab completely befuddled. What is this woman talking about and why, how can any of this matter to anyone how do people live like this?!!!!!! gr8 webs8 i r8 5/8. NO I NEED TO GET OUT THE CONFUSION BEGINS

cabbage (admin) Mar 21, 2026 6:56 AM

But I only talk about the most important and urgent issues of our era!!! Clearly you must have confused my site with someone else's....

sussuri https://sussuri.neocities.org

Mar 14, 2026 2:28 PM

I miss your diary entries and you on discord too so much (hope everything's fine)

cabbage (admin) Mar 16, 2026 6:39 PM

I've been not feeling like writing diary entries publicly lately, but I'll go back to it eventually.... ♥♥♥♥

luisa zeta

Mar 12, 2026 5:43 AM

Hi! I was browsing different websites on Wiby and came across yours. I loved your site and spent a while reading it. I wanted to ask you, what has your experience been like inhabiting the internet this way? By that, I mean going back a bit to the early days of the internet, with a much more personal feel. I'd love to send you an email; please let me know if you'd be open to that.

cabbage (admin) Mar 16, 2026 7:39 PM

You're free to e-mail me, of course!
As for your question - answering this has been pretty challenging without writing a massive essay in my guestbook... So to give you a tl;dr, my experience on the personal web has been very positive especially because I always gravitated towards this type of self expression online. My initial presence on the Internet has been through blogging and writing diary style entries and opinions when I was really really young, for the audience of nobody but myself pretty much (thankfully). I never used social media to express myself and to socialize, only to lurk. Due to all of this, I think the personal web is suited to my tastes. My interactions with other webmasters aren't too common, but when they happen I appreciate them because they're always meaningful and I prefer it that way!

Charlie https://neocities.org/site/lordcharlesss

Mar 11, 2026 4:51 PM

I adore your colors for this website. The super bright colors and flashing graphics some people use is fun but overstimulating. Talk about shapes and colors, eh? lol. But anyways, everything looks great!

cabbage (admin) Mar 16, 2026 6:40 PM

Thank you! It can definitely get overstimulating sometimes, especially if you want to read something longform on their sites and there's a lot of moving images lolll. Welcome to neocities btw, can't wait to see what you'll make!

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