site description
I'm Cabbage, and on this website you'll find my reviews, among other things. Please join me on my cabbage sorting journey.

Things to keep in mind:
The reviews are mostly written for my personal amusement, their quality isn't stellar.
I'm not the best when it comes to spoilers, especially in my pre 2023 reviews...
I am an adult and there will be discussion of NSFW topics and maybe a drawn nude here or there. I'll try to spoiler if it's overly graphic.
I sometimes talk about sensitive topics.
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e-mail:
webmaster@cabbagesorter.net

updates
Mar 6, 2026: Updated OOTD page, gallery added [feature]

I have added a thumbnail gallery to the left side of my OOTD page for easier browsing, you can also use the left/right keys to navigate! I have submitted to the JS gods (with the help of my husband... because I hate js tbqh) since php only galleries aren't as sleek... I also added an RSS feed that will exclusively update you with my latest OOTD, if that's something you desire to see in your RSS feed for some reason! You dress up game freak! Let me know if this was a smart idea because I want to avoid descending into the madness of making many separate RSS feeds...

Dec 26, 2025: LM shrine update [content]

Added some new characters and changed the css a bit so do a hard refresh!

Dec 19, 2025: Minor updates [design]

In the process of changing up css on some pages, if anything is broken please hard refresh. Added tons of fanlistings (and my life makeover fl is up!) along with ootdsthat are being added regularly :-D

Nov 19, 2025: Some minor updates [new_page]

I made a joined fanlistings page, I listed all of the pages I haven't migrated yet in my archive section and there's also a couple of ootds available. And I joined the gamer webring!

Nov 14, 2025: Video Game Favourites [content]

Added a video game section

Nov 12, 2025: Old layout archive [new_page]

Added an archive of screenshots of my old layouts + new LM ootd

Nov 10, 2025: 100 Questions for Webmasters [content]

I answered them all...

Nov 8, 2025: Site Directories are back! [new_page]

dressup game sites and childhood sites have been imported wahoo

Nov 8, 2025: New Face IDs pt 2 [content]

Finished up my conversions from sg/my.

Nov 5, 2025: New Face IDs [content]

I'm sharing some new face IDs in my Life Makeover shrine

Nov 4, 2025: CSS update [design]

updated css so do a ctrl+f5 if things look broken

Nov 3, 2025: LM character profiles [content]

Updated the character page further with short profile descriptions

Nov 3, 2025: Added old articles [new_page]

Moved stuff from my neocities site, with original css

Nov 1, 2025: LM shrine update (again) [new_page]

Added an OOTD page, no, it definitely won't be daily :-D

Nov 1, 2025: LM shrine update [content]

Updated the character section

ootd
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Mar 8, 2026 8:45 PM
My beloved weird sister I'm checking in again to tell you again how I still love your site. In a world that often has me feeling weird, coming here is a sigh of relief and I feel normal. I also wanted to wish you a happy Women's Day, you're one of the coolest women on the 'net! You've been why I've been able to read and enjoy manga again, and you've exposed me to a lot of great books too. Wishing you the best!
cabbage (admin) Mar 8, 2026 9:05 PM
Thank you for the wonderful guestbook message, it really touched me 🥹
I hope you have an amazing women's day as well fellow sister ♥♥♥
chioara de pe baicoi
Mar 8, 2026 3:56 PM
this is a cool site, found it on wiby. PS: Sunt o cioara si ma cac
cabbage (admin) Mar 8, 2026 9:06 PM
Thank you, and woah a romanian! I heard you guys love visiting our town Pula and taking pictures where the name of the town is visible... 🤭🤭🤭
Mar 6, 2026 10:42 PM
I liked your review of Texhnolyze. Someone I know drew a parallel with H.G. Wells' Time Machine, which features a downtrodden lower class living underground and devolving surface-dwellers. It’s nice to see someone simply watching and enjoying it. People either ignore it, think you’re some kind of elitist for liking it, or misinterpret it wildly if they do watch it. Also, what is your purpose?
cabbage (admin) Mar 8, 2026 9:13 PM
I had to go reread it since I wrote it a long time ago haha. Lower class living underground or just physically below in some way has been one of my favourite tropes ever since I encountered it in... final fantasy 7 when I was a kid! I know it might be overdone by this point but there's just something about the obvious hierarchy of it all... And I never read this victorian classic and now I'm feeling like I really should.

It's true, saying you liked/enjoyed texhnolyze has this elitist connotation in weeby circles, to the point people started kind of dismissing it, right? But I think it stands its ground well. Even though I liked Ergo Proxy (the other anime it's always bundled together with) I think Texhnolyze does a better job at being thonk provoking.

Also, I'm afraid I fell for that link...
Mar 4, 2026 7:21 PM
Cool site, I like the mixture of pastel colours and dithered old-school looking images. You've got a badass site, keep rocking on
cabbage (admin) Mar 6, 2026 7:21 PM
Thank you!! I'll never stop rocking 😼😼😼
Anonymous
Mar 4, 2026 2:42 PM
Hello fellow witch sister (´⊙ω⊙`)
cabbage (admin) Mar 4, 2026 2:51 PM
the cult must grow... (*¯ ³¯*)♡
Anonymous
Feb 24, 2026 1:58 AM
i disagree with your TERF-y views, but i must admit your website is cool as hell otherwise :)
cabbage (admin) Feb 24, 2026 2:21 PM
Thank you! Much appreciated even if we don't see eye to eye lmao
Confused
Feb 24, 2026 12:49 AM
How did I get here?
cabbage (admin) Feb 24, 2026 2:20 PM
I don't know.... how DID you get here
some guy
Feb 22, 2026 1:25 PM
I happened upon your site and it reminded me of a time when the Internet was a much better, more creative and pleasant place. I wanted to make a neocities thing for a while now and I think finding this site just inspired me to accelerate that process a little.
cabbage (admin) Feb 24, 2026 2:37 PM
I'm glad to be an inspiration! Hope I stumble upon your site someday :-D
Feb 22, 2026 12:25 PM
cool site, n cool taste in films & games too 👌
cabbage (admin) Feb 24, 2026 2:05 PM
Thank you!!
PumpkinSorter https://vibes.fish
Feb 11, 2026 9:48 PM
Pumpkin squad here just to say
pumpking > cabbage
why? let me explain!
1) easy to sorter
2)orange
3)team rocket blas away *plin
cabbage (admin) Feb 16, 2026 7:42 AM
how dare you enter the sacred cabbage sorting domain and proclaim such blasphemy 👺👺 !!!
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