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I'm Cabbage, and on this website you'll find my reviews, among other things. Please join me on my cabbage sorting journey.

Things to keep in mind:
The reviews are mostly written for my personal amusement, their quality isn't stellar.
I'm not the best when it comes to spoilers, especially in my pre 2023 reviews...
I am an adult and there will be discussion of NSFW topics and maybe a drawn nude here or there. I'll try to spoiler if it's overly graphic.
I sometimes talk about sensitive topics.

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latest reviews

Saikano

The Crying of Lot 49

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Paradise Logic

Yugo The Negotiator

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latest diary entries

Feb 21, 2026:

The Great Lunar New Year Bamboozlement [life_makeover]

Jan 23, 2026:

January 5 star Gacha Overview [life_makeover]

Jan 3, 2026:

New Year and a movie review of Beautiful Evening, Beautiful Day [personal]

Dec 20, 2025:

New 6 star, will I pull... [life_makeover]

Dec 3, 2025:

Gossip forums and weird neighbors [personal]

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webrings, fanlistings

Off-Platform Webring
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see all of the fanlistings I'm a part of

updates

Dec 26, 2025: LM shrine update [content]

Added some new characters and changed the css a bit so do a hard refresh!

Dec 19, 2025: Minor updates [design]

In the process of changing up css on some pages, if anything is broken please hard refresh. Added tons of fanlistings (and my life makeover fl is up!) along with ootdsthat are being added regularly :-D

Nov 19, 2025: Some minor updates [new_page]

I made a joined fanlistings page, I listed all of the pages I haven't migrated yet in my archive section and there's also a couple of ootds available. And I joined the gamer webring!

Nov 14, 2025: Video Game Favourites [content]

Added a video game section

Nov 12, 2025: Old layout archive [new_page]

Added an archive of screenshots of my old layouts + new LM ootd

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paw https://www.mask.pet/

Jan 25, 2026 2:25 AM

im not the best at leaving comments on people's sites, im rly not the best with words, but ur site is reaaaly pretty!! i like the layout and everythingg

cabbage (admin) Jan 25, 2026 5:51 AM

That's okay, I'm not either LOL
And thank you!! Making this layout was a headache at times even though it's fairly structurally simple... so it means a lot!

sam https://sam.isinthe.icu

Jan 22, 2026 8:25 PM

your site looks really cool. it's inspired me to get back into writing and adding the stuff ive been meaning to add to mine. i liked your review of bradherly no basha, i agree it had some potential but the over the top gore was just pointless imo, even though i knew what i was getting into when starting it.

cabbage (admin) Jan 23, 2026 8:50 AM

Thanks! That's awesome to hear, I added you to my RSS feed :D
Yeah I get you, doesn't matter if I know what to expect I can still be thrown off by extreme gore... even as someone that likes crazy shit from time to time lmao

she er on my cabbage till i sort

Jan 21, 2026 3:38 PM

when you look up caggabesorter on duckduckgo, the first thing that comes up is your web page and not your index page, for some reason. not sure if it's the same on google/other search engines. this is useless information but i don't really care. anyway, cool website

cabbage (admin) Jan 23, 2026 8:44 AM

Fascinating... My knowledge on general SEO and the meta tag is pretty close to nil so I have no idea why that is either LOL. Thank you!

just looking around

Jan 14, 2026 1:13 PM

Checking out the website, I'm getting into more personal web stuff and I like the design here. Do you know of other indie webs and Neocities sites that do media critique, life blog, casual stuff and essays? Preferably people who are willing to delve into dark and NSFW topics?

cabbage (admin) Jan 23, 2026 8:43 AM

I wish I had more recommendations but recently I noticed there's hardly any sites that I follow that do reviews! Mostly it's all just very casual life blog stuff. Here's a few that I check every once in a while, not many of them delve into darker themes though ;_;

https://maydb.net/blog/
https://fabled.day/
https://incessantpain.neocities.org/
https://vivarism.net/
https://saint-images.neocities.org/
https://suboptimalism.neocities.org/

Jean Pule https://jeanpule.neocities.org

Jan 4, 2026 10:46 PM

Hey, nice website.
Your tastes are cools, so i'm gonna read some books/mangas based on your reviews. So thanks for that.

cabbage (admin) Jan 5, 2026 7:05 PM

Thanks! I hope you'll discover something worthwhile :-DD!!

garfriend https://garfriend.me

Jan 4, 2026 7:19 PM

Your site is so neat!! Like both cool but also well organized. It's lovely to look at and easy to navigate. It really rules. I also just love how the blog is laid out. I'm defo looking forward to more shrines too :^))

cabbage (admin) Jan 5, 2026 7:04 PM

Ahh thank you for such a nice compliment, I just checked out your website and it left me completely in awe!! And I really need to get off my butt and finish my SotC shrine....

worn-out dude

Dec 31, 2025 1:38 AM

Hey, just wanted to share that I love reading your latest reviews every quarter or so to cheer me up, as I dig your aesthetic style and way of writing. Happy new year soon enough!

cabbage (admin) Jan 5, 2026 7:02 PM

Happy new years and thanks a bunch, if there's one thing I like to hear it's that I'm entertaining lmao

Anonymous

Dec 30, 2025 3:52 PM

I noticed on your button page that you have Princess in the dead link cemetery - that site is still online and updating at https://princss.online/, in case you weren't aware :) It's a site I enjoy so I recognized the button

cabbage (admin) Dec 30, 2025 5:37 PM

Fixed it!! I think the site either changed names from when I last checked or I somehow I mistyped the url lmao

Anonymous

Dec 29, 2025 8:01 AM

Hi, sorry if this is bothersome, but I just wanted to let you know that while I was reading some of your reviews it looked like you may have accidentally misplaced your Heartless and Color Recipe review in the Anime section instead of the Manga one.

cabbage (admin) Dec 29, 2025 12:28 PM

Thank you for telling me! I had a script sort the anime/manga stuff for me when I remade my website and there were more than a few reviews that got mixed up lmao, I thought I had managed to clean it up though.. So thank you fr

anon https://world-playground-deceit.net

Dec 22, 2025 6:51 PM

Happy to read you liked "The Hot Zone"! Your review is so good and to the point that I want to read it again now... putting it after "Hellstrom's Hive" and "Moby Dick" in my to-read list.

cabbage (admin) Dec 29, 2025 12:29 PM

Nice I'm glad you liked my review! It was such a fun book to read

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